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Tana

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Here is a letter to a problem page.

 

Maybe this is why it seems only women's letters to agony aunts are

printed....

 

Dear Abby,

 

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what

could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my

wife has been cheating on me.

 

 

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My

wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I

ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't

know them."

 

 

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she

always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as

if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't

in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was

and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone

again and why was I checking up on her.

 

 

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep

down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out

again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to

park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide

behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came

home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed

that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

 

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the

dealer?

 

 

Thanks,

 

Bob

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holy shit!!! roflmfao... too funny!!! i used to be like that, then i found out the truth, she was cheating, now i have a new life and a new mate. the best i could possibly ask for and more

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