Ancestral Celt Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Hush little baby don't you squallMomma's gonna buy you a crystal ballAnd if you still can't see beyondMomma's gonna buy you a magic wand And if that wand don't change your fateMomma's gonna teach you to levitateAnd if the astral makes you sick,Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick And if that patchouli smells too rankShe'll buy you a sensory deprivation tankAnd if that tank don't float your bonesMomma's gonna buy you some precious stones And if those gems don't ease your heartMomma's gonna buy you a natal chartAnd if your planets go berserkMomma's gonna buy you some bodywork And if your aura still needs kneadingMomma's gonna buy you a past life readingAnd if your destiny stays hidMomma's gonna buy you a pyramid And if your chakras still feel stressedMomma's gonna take you on a vision questAnd if power animals don't come to charm yaSorry, kid, it's just your karma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grymdycche Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Heh ! Very cool, AC. ;) "if your planets go berserk" .. lol Hmm.. What do sensory deprivation tanks run these days, anyway? Or rather, a "session" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luneargentee Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Very good. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rebie Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Domina Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 That is really cute! Thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfjan1 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 I LOVE that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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