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For those who have sons & those of us who are happy that we don't .

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Guest lady Luna

:wavex:TO TRUE!!!

I have 4 teenage boys,14,15,17,18. I WILL NOT let them read this. Most of what you said has been done in my household. One thing you need to add=(cats CAN live through a wash cycle) The cat lived a LONG and CLEAN, LOL life.

STILL SAIN

laDY lUNA

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Guest Bean Sprite

You better believe it Tig. Wait until he discovers how to do stunts on his bike, or how to make stink bombs.

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Guest Tiger Lady

I'm trying to think of some of his more outrageous stuff... and I'm drawing a blank. I know he's done some good stuff and it usually involves experiementing on his sister, Michaela.

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Guest Rebie

My son is only 4 years old. His sisters are 16 and 17 years old. He was a wonderful suprise. But back when my girls were little and I thought I was done having children , I would watch my neighbors boys outside. One day I asked her how she deals with the stunts and so on without loosing her mind with worry. I kept thinking to myself "thank goodness I do not have boys". I would be a nerouse wreck worrying about them. LMAO, now I have one. He is only 4 so i have not yet delt with the seriously scary stunts. I just remind myself of what my neighbor says how she delt with it. She says she just doesn't watch. LOL.

Rebie

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Guest Tiger Lady

LOL! My friend has girls and when she comes over, she has small heart attacks over James' stunts. Like riding his big wheel down my steep, graveled driveway. I'm used to it. I don't really flinch anymore. :D

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LOL! My friend has girls and when she comes over, she has small heart attacks over James' stunts. Like riding his big wheel down my steep, graveled driveway. I'm used to it. I don't really flinch anymore. :D

 

Yep, that was me. Now I am the mom with the boy who is rolling down the hill with his big wheel.

Rebie

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Guest Bean Sprite

They never grow out of it either. My husband does stuff like that now with his buddies.

I cringe every time I here, "watch this".

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