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Heres mine

 

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Korea around the year 1250. Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people. Do you remember now?

 

;) at the highlighted bit lol

 

 

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This is mine.

 

 

 

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South Australia around the year 1125. Your profession was that of a digger, undertaker. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all difficulties of life with a joyful heart. You should help others by bringing them a spirit of joy. Do you remember now?

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modern South Australia around the year 1125. Your profession was that of a digger, undertaker.

 

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Mine reads:

 

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Romania around the year 1200. Your profession was that of a philosopher and thinker.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life.

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I got pretty much the same as Anjel!!! LOL Although we are the same age :wink:

 

Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Northern England around the year 1125. Your profession was that of a digger, undertaker.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.

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This was just toooo weird. :scared:

I am now a designer by profesion, magician (witch) privately and I have very deep interest in Rune casting. Since I first heard about it I wanted to travel to Burma. So weird. I always kinnda psychoanalyze people around me and I am a known cold-blooder. Always calm. And above all persistent.

Seems I do remember some.

So weird. :coffee:

 

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Burma around the year 1475. Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

Your task is to learn determination and persistency. Youd should not allow to let misfortunes take influence on your strong will. Do you remember now?

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You know its funny with mine about the grave digging...I actually DO go dig for graveyard dirt LOL! I guess SOME habits don't ever go away LOL!

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Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Northern England around the year 1257. Your profession was that of a Healer of animals and the occasional human.

 

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Person with huge love of animals, give or take on humans. Never married, but was a friend of all.

The lessons your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

You are bound to to no one but love all, You have a love animals still and have a way of communicating with them. You are obssesed with helping everyone who comes to you with health problems.

 

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Hmmmm...

 

Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Thailand around the year 1150. Your profession was that of a teacher, mathematician or geologist.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

Your lesson is to learn discretion and moderation and then to teach others to do the same. Your life will be happier if you help those who lack reasoning.

Do you remember now?

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just had to do Arabi's for shits and giggles...

 

I'll let her do her own and then post it... but she'll probably hiss like a big ol' sourpuss cat over her lesson to be learned in this lifetime. HOW TRUE IT IS!!

 

:roflhard:

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Mine:

 

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North India around the year 700. Your profession was that of a builder of houses, temples and cathedrals. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.

 

Pfft! lol

 

In my last life I was a male, but that's all they got right. It was the late 19th, early 20th century, and I was still a young boy when I drowned, having either fallen or been tossed off of a ship into deep water at night.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just had to do Arabi's for shits and giggles...

 

I'll let her do her own and then post it... but she'll probably hiss like a big ol' sourpuss cat over her lesson to be learned in this lifetime. HOW TRUE IT IS!!

 

:roflhard:

 

<<HISSS!!!!>>

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Very well then....

 

 

Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Italy around the year 1550. Your profession was that of a farmer, weaver or tailor.

 

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.

 

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion.

 

Do you remember now?

 

mmmhmm, that's going along swimmingly isnt it?

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Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Yugoslavia around the year 1225. Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.

 

Yeah, ok I remember now. LOL

Rebie

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Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 1100. Your profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer.

 

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.

 

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.

Do you remember now?

As said like Dr. Evil:

 

Riiiiight..

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LOL!

 

 

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Australia around the year 1275. Your profession was that of a preacher, publisher or writer of ancient inscriptions.

 

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.

 

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back.

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I was a prostitute working the streets of London in my last life LOL

LOL Im sure I was big in the Dung industry in medieval times :evillaugh:

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Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Poland around the year 1600. Your profession was that of a builder of roads, bridges and docks.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

Your lesson is to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. You should believe in higher reasons.

Do you remember now?

 

 

I agree with Sandy, load of poop, but enjoyable as humor.

 

GO

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I was a rich, spoiled horney little brat. The Paris of the middle ages. I am back, and I have REALLY learned my lesson!

LOL!

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Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Canada around the year 475. Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people. Do you remember now?

 

Cool, I always wanted to live in Canada!

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Cool, I got a spy =D.

 

 

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-Center around the year 1250. Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.

Do you remember now?

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LOL!

 

 

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Australia around the year 1275. Your profession was that of a preacher, publisher or writer of ancient inscriptions.

 

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.

 

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back.

 

 

 

 

LOL this is mine

 

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Hungary around the year 500. Your profession was that of a preacher, publisher or writer of ancient inscriptions.

 

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

 

Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back.

 

:biggrin2: Lol

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This would explain my love for Thaiwanise hot sauce, and my interest in communicating with the spirit world. But WTF do they mean by my past life profession, lone gunman? This is funny stuff.

 

Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Thailand around the year 900. Your profession was that of a monk (nun), bee-keeper or lone gunman.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.

Do you remember now?

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