Wyrd Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 A 75 year old man went to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day he brings back the empty jar & explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried, with nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door, but nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" "Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 LOL! That was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfjan1 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 My Dad sent me this one a couple years ago. Thank you for making me think of him. I stillmiss him a great deal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyrd Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 My Dad sent me this one a couple years ago. Thank you for making me think of him. I stillmiss him a great deal! Yep; I can relate to that, hope your memories are good ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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