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A 75 year old man went to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day he brings back the empty jar & explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried, with nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door, but nothing.

" The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" "

Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

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My Dad sent me this one a couple years ago. Thank you for making me think of him. I stillmiss him a great deal!

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My Dad sent me this one a couple years ago. Thank you for making me think of him. I stillmiss him a great deal!

 

Yep; I can relate to that, hope your memories are good ones

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