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Shit Happens ~ Pagan Style!!!

 

Norse: If shit happens, beat the shit out of it.

Feminist: Get in touch with your inner shit.

Solitary: If shit happens; Duck!

Eco-Feminist: We've got to clean up this shit!

Gardnerian: Shit happens in Degrees.

Alexandrian: Shit happens because Gardner told us so.

Dabbler: We have ways of making shit happen!

Eclectic: We make our own shit.

Newbie: I don't understand this shit.

Or: I like this shit.

Ceremonial Magician: No one understands my shit.

Wiccan: A little of this shit and a little of that shit.

Witch: I can use this shit.

Druid: This is old shit.

Greek: Let's drink to this shit!

Reconstructionist: This shit happened before.

Celtic: This shit keeps happening to us.

Modern Western: We'll fight to keep our shit!

Fundamentalist: We know who to blame for this shit.

Priest: This shit happens everywhere.

Traditionalist: Don't tell anyone about this shit.

Shamanic: Get some drums, let's dance to this shit!

Fam - Trad: I inherited this shit.

Visionary: Let's smoke this shit!

Former Catholic: If shit happens, I'm not to blame for it.

Techno - Pagans: This shit always happens when I'm on line!

 

REDNECK PAGAN JOKES! YEEHAW!

You might be a Redneck Pagan

*If you think Drawing Down the Moon means demolishing the outhouse....

* If you think a Great Rite is turning right onto County Road 13....

*If your lawn is decorated with at least one, preferably two or more,

plastic pink flamingos, whom you regard as your familiars....

*If your Wand of Power is a cattle prod....

*If you call the Gods by hollerin' "Hey y'all, watch me!"....

 

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*If your Wand of Power is a cattle prod....

 

 

 

Actually, there is great power in a cattle prod.  I could've died happy without ever knowing that LOL

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