One more joke

[Leesa]

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

 

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."

 

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

 

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

 

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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonay."

[Cairelle]

Those are great! :rofl:

[Holly]

Rofl, ooh, I feel sorry for the guy whose wife won the lottery... ;)

[Guest Rebie]

:rofl: Thank you for the laughs.

Rebie

[Guest SeanArronD]

:p Good jokes xD

[Terri]

Good ones! :D

 

:rofl:

 

Terri