Alden Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 (edited) Have you ever been troubled by Unwanted and Unnecessary Proselytizers, and Nefarious Machinations of Random CLERICS? Would you like to render them Dazed, Confused and Helpless? If you're like me, I Bet you Would! We all enjoy that from time to time, at least in my Clan! ;^) Therefore We offer: The Cunning 'Begone' Spell 1.) If the offending one/s is/are within your Presence, employ the 'Gaze', with copious amounts of withering Contempt! 2.) Declaim this Powerful Charm: 'Nego Accessum Ad Mentum' !!! 1 A.) I suggest an 'Enchanting Contralto' for Witchy Females! B.) For us Dudes a 'Conversational Baritone', no 'Basso Profundo' needed! THAT'S ALL there is to it! N.B. This is not Original to me per se, a Version of this was taught to me by a wise old Mining engineer, but being Traditional I've Embellished it so that it just 'WORKS' for Me! Short and Sweet, with Conviction! 'Denomination' doesn't seem to be Relevant, even Meddlesome New Age Pagan do gooders will succumb! Door to Door Wannabe's, No Problem! Yes, it WORKS! Are there any Other catchy applications for this Ingenious 'type' of spell? 1 For some Special Varieties of Cleric this is a Profound Awakening, I just Love using their own tools to get their Attention, you might too! Edited June 1, 2022 by Alden Unknown, why would someone even engage in this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagefire Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 (edited) I find just answering the door wearing only face paint, a codpiece, and with AC/DC playing in the background, then inviting said invader in for tea in a calm voice usually sends them scrambling... Sometimes I accessorize with a dead chicken, if they attack in a pair... Edited June 3, 2022 by Sagefire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 I respond with a hearty door slam! That seems to make my point! The codpiece is a nice touch though! Please send a photo... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alden Posted June 3, 2022 Author Share Posted June 3, 2022 7 hours ago, Sagefire said: I find just answering the door wearing only face paint, a codpiece, and with AC/DC playing in the background, then inviting said invader in for tea in a calm voice usually sends them scrambling... I have always thought that adding 'Shamanic' elements do a Lot to enhance ones Practice, that 'Paradigmal Piracy' in Action! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagefire Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 (edited) On 6/3/2022 at 3:25 PM, Onyx said: The codpiece is a nice touch though! Please send a photo... You saucy minx you! I caution you dear Onyx, it is an image to terrify the pious and holy... Edited June 5, 2022 by Sagefire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanLily Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 I just start educating them on whichever deities happen to be in my life at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 On 6/5/2022 at 11:05 AM, Sagefire said: You saucy minx you! I caution you dear Onyx, it is an image to terrify the pious and holy... I'm safe! I am neither pious nor holy! But yes, I am a saucy minx, beware! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagefire Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 Warning noted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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