Homeschoolie Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 As a band of squirrels had become quite a problem, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week. The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide. The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do. But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter. Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They caught the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Match Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Very well stated, I think I was one of those squirrels or at least I knew some. 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homeschoolie Posted October 19, 2020 Author Share Posted October 19, 2020 On 10/18/2020 at 11:23 AM, Mattmesa said: Very well stated, I think I was one of those squirrels or at least I knew some. 😉 LOL !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homeschoolie Posted October 19, 2020 Author Share Posted October 19, 2020 23 hours ago, Onyx said: Very funny! Thanks Onyx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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