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#1 Solanaceae

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Posted 05 February 2017 - 09:39 PM

So, my 13 year old son is walking around speaking Latin ( sort of ).  I ask him what it is.  He is so proud of himself.  " It's a prayer to Satan." he says.  

He found it on the internet and uses it to freak out his friends he says.

 

I ask to hear it. This is what he says;   ( stop me if you know this one  ) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PATER noster,

qui es in caelis,

sanctificetur nomen tuum.

Adveniat regnum tuum.

Fiat voluntas tua,

sicut in caelo et in terra.

Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie,

et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris.

Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo.

Amen.

 

 

Sorry son.

( Not unless you say it backwards  ;) )

 

Now, I am not a Latin expert or anything, but I knew this one.

I start laughing. He looks at me.

I tell him.

 

He's like 'No way!'

 

I told him to look it up. He does.

 

"Well that's humiliating"  he says.

 

I of course made it a lesson in why you don't go around saying things out loud if you don't know what they mean, lol. 


Edited by Solanaceae, 05 February 2017 - 09:42 PM.

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#2 citoyenne

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 01:39 AM

HAHAHA, well I guess that is lesson learned, in a not particularly harmful (if not hilarious) way


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#3 Duchess

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 04:50 AM

Heehee! Well if he managed to freak out his friends, just goes to show it's not the content, but the intonation that matters. Tell him to try Old English for a really good scare with a good deep voice; they'll think it's demonic!


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#4 Pazuzu

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 07:18 AM

Lmao
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#5 Oroboros

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 11:14 PM

I kind of love this actually. Any fundies who heard it and shit themselves at your son's "wickedness" should be far more humiliated than him.
Ah the irony.

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#6 Lucea's Child

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Posted 23 March 2017 - 12:57 AM

:rofl:

 

 

 

Heehee! Well if he managed to freak out his friends, just goes to show it's not the content, but the intonation that matters. Tell him to try Old English for a really good scare with a good deep voice; they'll think it's demonic!

 

I second this!!!


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