Aurelian Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Have a laugh :D http://pleated-jeans.com/2016/08/31/i-made-a-book-of-magic-spells-and-left-it-in-a-metaphysical-shop/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leighqt Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Pmsl laughing love the one about kissing the pillow . Nice one thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombee Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 (edited) I tried the spell using wolves to control the masses, but substituted cats instead. It's a work in progress. :-) And what's the issue with a 1/2 jar of olives? I love olives. I even snack on them. Who'd eat dead olives? Edited January 28, 2017 by Zombee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubha Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 OMG! Bow to WOLF KING-I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solanaceae Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 I like the peaceful calm and the morning solitude ones . Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citoyenne Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 FUCK OFF SPACE EGG! *shakes fist & hurls rocks* This book contains deeply insightful ancient wisdom. Aurelian, thank you for sharing this to improve my spellcrafting and my life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Ugh, I moaned, I kissed...I mean I REALLY kissed that pillow, I even f......umm, never mind that one, and nada, nothing in the morning, so being totally ticked, I tried the Spell of Vicious Revenge against my lousy neighbour. That one bombed too and so NOW I have a chick to look after...and I'm NOT talking about the kind I was trying to get with the Pillow Spell!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solanaceae Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Ugh, I moaned, I kissed...I mean I REALLY kissed that pillow, I even f......umm, never mind that one, and nada, nothing in the morning, so being totally ticked, I tried the Spell of Vicious Revenge against my lousy neighbour. That one bombed too and so NOW I have a chick to look after...and I'm NOT talking about the kind I was trying to get with the Pillow Spell!!! Lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nim Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 (edited) OMFG I cannot stop laughing. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I'm pretty sure doing the FUCK OFF SPACE EGG spell would actually make me feel better about my life. LOL! Edited February 5, 2017 by Nim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homeschoolie Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 THANKS @Aurelian LOL LOL. LOL, LOL, LOL , ROFL and LOL some more!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 Crap! I have Adblocker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selaara Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 I loved it. 🙂 laughed so hard I woke the baby lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A09 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Brilliant. I love the Bog Monsters and Bog Witch. And what's with the rowboats? Confusing haha! And two Dads....and the 'fuck off space egg'. Had a good hurrumph.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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