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Ancient Magic Spells of the Occult


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#1 Aurelian

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Posted 27 January 2017 - 08:31 AM

Have a laugh  :D

 

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"The truth about the world, he said, is that anything is possible. Had you not seen it from birth and thereby bled it of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is, a hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant carnival, a migratory tentshow whose ultimate destination after many a pitch in many a mudded field is unspeakable and calamitous beyond reckoning." - Cormac McCarthy

#2 Leighqt

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Posted 27 January 2017 - 10:34 AM

Pmsl laughing love the one about kissing the pillow . Nice one thank you
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#3 Zombee

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Posted 27 January 2017 - 02:15 PM

I tried the spell using wolves to control the masses, but substituted cats instead. It's a work in progress. :-)

And what's the issue with a 1/2 jar of olives? I love olives. I even snack on them. Who'd eat dead olives?

Edited by Zombee, 28 January 2017 - 02:16 PM.

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#4 Anubha

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Posted 28 January 2017 - 12:46 AM

OMG! Bow to WOLF KING-I love it!


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#5 Solanaceae

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Posted 28 January 2017 - 08:48 AM

I like the peaceful calm and the morning solitude ones . Lol!
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Some are born to sweet delight,

Some are born to endless night.

 

(Fragments from "Auguries of Innocence") William Blake


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Posted 30 January 2017 - 02:59 PM

FUCK OFF SPACE EGG! *shakes fist & hurls rocks*

 

This book contains deeply insightful ancient wisdom. Aurelian, thank you for sharing this to improve my spellcrafting and my life!


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#7 Autumn Moon

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Posted 01 February 2017 - 02:06 AM

Ugh, I moaned, I kissed...I mean I REALLY kissed that pillow, I even f......umm, never mind that one, and nada, nothing in the morning, so being totally ticked, I tried the Spell of Vicious Revenge against my lousy neighbour. That one bombed too and so NOW I have a chick to look after...and I'm NOT talking about the kind I was trying to get with the Pillow Spell!!!


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#8 Solanaceae

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Posted 04 February 2017 - 04:46 PM

Ugh, I moaned, I kissed...I mean I REALLY kissed that pillow, I even f......umm, never mind that one, and nada, nothing in the morning, so being totally ticked, I tried the Spell of Vicious Revenge against my lousy neighbour. That one bombed too and so NOW I have a chick to look after...and I'm NOT talking about the kind I was trying to get with the Pillow Spell!!!

 

 

 

 

Lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol!!!


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Some are born to sweet delight,

Some are born to endless night.

 

(Fragments from "Auguries of Innocence") William Blake


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Posted 05 February 2017 - 05:36 AM

OMFG I cannot stop laughing.  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

 

 

I'm pretty sure doing the FUCK OFF SPACE EGG spell would actually make me feel better about my life. LOL!


Edited by Nim, 05 February 2017 - 05:43 AM.

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