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#1 Aurelian

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Posted 13 July 2016 - 06:49 PM

*giggles and runs off screaming into the woods....*

Worth a read  :D 

http://www.autostrad...a-witch-344415/


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#2 Nikki

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Posted 13 July 2016 - 07:19 PM

:lolol: 

 

"Dating someone who identifies as a witch will probably ruin your life...."

 

That Taurus thang rings true with me !!!  :wub: 


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#3 RapunzelGnome

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Posted 13 July 2016 - 09:18 PM

As a witch that is getting divorced from a Taurus...



Never again.


...never again...

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#4 Nikki

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Posted 13 July 2016 - 10:12 PM

HAHA, I can only hope, as a witch, you ruined his life !!!


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#5 Belle

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Posted 16 July 2016 - 08:13 AM

Obviously that article was a joke...I figured that out right quick.

 

I know it wasn't serious but does anybody know why Taurus? 

 

What would a witch want with a Taurus? 

 

I guess you guys know the answer to that, but I don't get it. 


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#6 Nikki

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Posted 19 July 2016 - 07:02 PM

It's a joke !!!

 

Maybe what makes it 'funny' ( since a joke isn't funny to someone who doesn't get) is that Taurus' are an EARTH sign and typically tend to have some astrological attributes that might appeal to a wide variety of witches, for a wide array of reasons.

 

 

There are other funny examples, too -- like the rose quartz, re-purposing dead flowers, and answering every question with THE MOON that had my guy :roflhard: when I read this 'article' to him. 

 

THE MOON has become a little inside joke around here since, so Thanks Aurelian for the chuckles.


Edited by Nikki, 20 July 2016 - 02:47 PM.

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The difference between Medicine and Poison is the Dose. :oil-bottle:
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#7 ArcticWitch

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Posted 19 July 2016 - 10:15 PM

Loved the "Switch and Bait" bullet point, but that's about the only thing on the list that might possibly seduce this witch. Essential oils and "all moon, all the time"? Gag. Fun read, though- it elicited a rare chuckle!
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#8 Oroboros

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Posted 20 July 2016 - 03:58 AM

I'm not sure WHY.  But, the mental image of someone, desperate to incorporate a votive candle, using it like a rolling pin as part of a massage- just cracks me the fuck up.  


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#9 odalibuc

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 08:36 PM

The hilarious thing is that I downloaded that Skyguide app it talks about like two months ago and I absolutely adore it.


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#10 IslandBruja

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Posted 12 September 2016 - 10:43 AM

As a witch that is getting divorced from a Taurus...
Never again.
...never again...


Yeah, I don't get the Taurus thing either... I've dated several and they were all disasters. Not sure why that Earth sign would be more significant than the other two (if indeed that's what the joke is about).

But I did smile at The Moon thing: I do a TON of moon paintings and it finds its way into so much of my life (though not everything, of course :P )

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#11 SelkieBlythe

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Posted 18 September 2016 - 05:52 PM

Hahaha, the votive candle and essential oils, and the rose quartz. That was fun. Although, the first one doesn't fit me at all, since I am a day trader. :P


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#12 Merianna

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Posted 19 September 2016 - 08:37 PM

Switch and bait!!! Sooooo something I would fall for! LOL! Absolutely love working with runes!!!
And if my boyfriend were so inclined i would definitelly see him doing the switch even with cards.
And loved the flower jibe! Hahahahahaha!

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