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#21 bewitchingredhead

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 11:34 PM

Well shit, I'm out witches- I don't love death and I don't have enough skulls.   :P_witch:  

 

 

 


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#22 bewitchingredhead

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 11:35 PM

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I see you're getting your degree in art of the obvious~myself
Without music life would be a mistake~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time~ H.L. Mencken
When nature has work to be done, she creates a genius to do it~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
We cannot teach people anything; we can only help them discover it within themselves~ Galileo

#23 lalinrises

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Posted 04 July 2016 - 01:31 AM

Omg! Brilliant! "try saying you work very shamanically"  :rofl:


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#24 Oroboros

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Posted 04 July 2016 - 02:16 AM

Love it!
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#25 IslandBruja

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Posted 08 September 2016 - 06:19 PM

:rofl:

So will I be banned here for not having ANY skulls?  :cry_witch: (or even for having the cojones to admit that? )

I laughed so hard at that whole post, thanks for sharing.

"If you want to include some of your crystals on your altar, that is OK, but no more than say three crystals, and always make sure that there are way more skulls than crystals on the altar"


Edited by IslandBruja, 09 September 2016 - 12:58 AM.

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#26 Eis

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Posted 08 September 2016 - 09:59 PM

:witchnana:  :cauldron:  :lolol: 

All the skulls.  All of them. I laughed my ass off and I really needed a good laugh!  Thanks for sharing the link!

I'm going to go take pics of my skulls and deadly herbs and put that shit on Tumblr, yo.  After I finish writing my book about my magical grandma who grew up in Cornwall, where all my ancestors that I work with are from.


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#27 SelkieBlythe

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Posted 09 September 2016 - 09:07 PM

Fuck. I have, like, 20 crystals and zero skulls. And there's lavender on my altar. I knew I should have gone for the oleander! Damnit! I'm failing at trydaetionyl wytchecraeft. 

 

That was a really funny article. Ok off to post to Instagram now. :P


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#28 Merianna

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Posted 20 September 2016 - 06:17 AM

Hahahahaha so am i no longer a witch either? Zero sculls and but loads of crystals and healthy herbs! XD
Lavender by the boat loads! Does that make me Wiccan now?!!! O.O
*runs away and hides under a witchy rock*
Time for me to brush up my evilness bwahahahahahahaha
*puts on evil pointy hat*

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