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#21 bewitchingredhead

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 11:34 PM

Well shit, I'm out witches- I don't love death and I don't have enough skulls.   :P_witch:  

 

 

 


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#22 bewitchingredhead

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 11:35 PM

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I see you're getting your degree in art of the obvious~myself
Without music life would be a mistake~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time~ H.L. Mencken
When nature has work to be done, she creates a genius to do it~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
We cannot teach people anything; we can only help them discover it within themselves~ Galileo

#23 lalinrises

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Posted 04 July 2016 - 01:31 AM

Omg! Brilliant! "try saying you work very shamanically"  :rofl:


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#24 Oroboros

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Posted 04 July 2016 - 02:16 AM

Love it!
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#25 IslandBruja

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Posted 08 September 2016 - 06:19 PM

:rofl:

So will I be banned here for not having ANY skulls?  :cry_witch: (or even for having the cojones to admit that? )

I laughed so hard at that whole post, thanks for sharing.

"If you want to include some of your crystals on your altar, that is OK, but no more than say three crystals, and always make sure that there are way more skulls than crystals on the altar"


Edited by IslandBruja, 09 September 2016 - 12:58 AM.

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#26 Eis

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Posted 08 September 2016 - 09:59 PM

:witchnana:  :cauldron:  :lolol: 

All the skulls.  All of them. I laughed my ass off and I really needed a good laugh!  Thanks for sharing the link!

I'm going to go take pics of my skulls and deadly herbs and put that shit on Tumblr, yo.  After I finish writing my book about my magical grandma who grew up in Cornwall, where all my ancestors that I work with are from.


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#27 SelkieBlythe

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Posted 09 September 2016 - 09:07 PM

Fuck. I have, like, 20 crystals and zero skulls. And there's lavender on my altar. I knew I should have gone for the oleander! Damnit! I'm failing at trydaetionyl wytchecraeft. 

 

That was a really funny article. Ok off to post to Instagram now. :P


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#28 Merianna

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Posted 20 September 2016 - 06:17 AM

Hahahahaha so am i no longer a witch either? Zero sculls and but loads of crystals and healthy herbs! XD
Lavender by the boat loads! Does that make me Wiccan now?!!! O.O
*runs away and hides under a witchy rock*
Time for me to brush up my evilness bwahahahahahahaha
*puts on evil pointy hat*

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#29 Onyx

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Posted 22 September 2018 - 05:44 PM

Well, I'm off to the graveyard at midnight to dig up some Skulls, I only have my crystal skull vodka bottle, not enough! I've gotta make a fucking stang too.
I have too many crystals and no baneful herbs, could I be Wiccan? Don't burn me!

Edited by Onyx, 22 September 2018 - 05:48 PM.

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#30 Duchess

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 01:34 AM

Well I read this right before going to soak the crow's skull I found. I'm feeling pretty good at my Tradytionale Wytchecraefte-ness right now. 


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#31 BlackbirdSong

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 06:58 AM

9. Call yourself a cunning man even though you're 19 and don't provide magical services to various people in a Cornish village because you don't live in a village and have never been to Cornwall or even the UK, for that matter. Select an area of England, Ireland, Wales or Scotland to base your traditional witchcraft on. This is where your ancestors come from. If you go with England; Cornwall is the most magical place. If you want something more magical, go for Wales, Ireland or Scotland.

Hahaha. Loving this!

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#32 ReleaseTheBats

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Posted 25 September 2018 - 07:14 PM

This is hilarious!
A couple hit close to home . I do love skulls and I do work with the dead  :spook:   :witchbroom:  :roflhard:

"18. You just did a guided visualisation? No, you didn't! You crossed the fucking hedge and journeyed to the sabbat in spirit flight, that's what you fucking did! (sadly this is something that can't be photographed, yet, maybe if you get the photoshop skills?)"

This one made me laugh so hard! Too true 
:lol:  :rofl:


Edited by ReleaseTheBats, 25 September 2018 - 07:15 PM.

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Posted 19 October 2018 - 06:45 AM

Wow I’m sure glad I found this site. I’ve been meditating and practicing adding my energy into my spells and visualizations. But to picture the spell mentally isn’t what I needed all along.. I needed to take a picture of the spell! I never would’ve known if the admin hadn’t accepted me into this forum, I’m eternally grateful!

Edited by FancyShadowCat, 19 October 2018 - 06:46 AM.

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#34 Solanaceae

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Posted 19 October 2018 - 11:01 AM

Wow I’m sure glad I found this site. I’ve been meditating and practicing adding my energy into my spells and visualizations. But to picture the spell mentally isn’t what I needed all along.. I needed to take a picture of the spell! I never would’ve known if the admin hadn’t accepted me into this forum, I’m eternally grateful!




I am sorry, I honestly can not tell if you are being sarcastic or not?
BTW, emoji's can be your best friend in online conversations.

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#35 Holdasown

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Posted 19 October 2018 - 06:45 PM

2. Spell traditional witchcraft "Tradytionale Wytchecraefte", or any combination of letters of your choosing to make it sound more old, archaic, authentic and traditional. Tip: If in doubt, add a "Y" or an "ae", those letters are so cool and old. Suggestions: Wytchcraft, Wytchcrafte, Wytchecraeft, Whytchaecraefte, etc. Referring to witchcraft simply as "the arte" is pretty cool, too, just don't forget that "e".

 

My favorite. LOL


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#36 FancyShadowCat

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Posted 20 October 2018 - 07:50 AM

Yes I was being sarcastic. I was remarking about how taking a picture of the ritual/spell was said to be just as good as performing it in the article. I’ll try the emojis next time.
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#37 Solanaceae

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Posted 20 October 2018 - 04:19 PM

Ok good! Thank you for the explanation!
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Some are born to sweet delight,

Some are born to endless night.

 

(Fragments from "Auguries of Innocence") William Blake


#38 FancyShadowCat

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Posted 20 October 2018 - 11:21 PM

My friends can’t always tell when I’m being sarcastic/humorous. They say I’m really dry that way 😅
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Posted 30 October 2018 - 12:27 AM

I did'nt have enough bones and skulls so I bought some Bat Skeletons and some Crow skellies for the Altar at the Dollar Store. I'm all ready for Hallow'een now.
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#40 Symbiot

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Posted 30 October 2018 - 12:54 AM

Is it bad if i actually do have a bunch of skulls and bones everywhere?  :unsure:


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