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#1 Mountain Witch

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Posted 16 June 2016 - 06:42 PM

:roflhard: :roflhard:

 

RavenFlyer found this one - I'm just beating him to the punch:

 

http://rodriguezmyst...t.html?spref=fb


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#2 RavenFlyer

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Posted 16 June 2016 - 06:46 PM

Haha I was coming to post it right now!
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Posted 16 June 2016 - 09:03 PM

Can I use a lucite crystal skull? Or is that Wiccan-esque?
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Posted 17 June 2016 - 02:10 AM

Lmao :)!
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Posted 17 June 2016 - 02:31 AM

Omfg. I just laughed so hard I about crossed the Hedge right there :'D
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Posted 17 June 2016 - 02:48 AM

Having just came from a hike where I got SUPER excited to collect the raccoon skeleton I found, this hits a little too close to home lol.
Skulls!

Seriously, if I had found this a year ago, I might have thought it was a To Do list...

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#7 Kalinia

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Posted 17 June 2016 - 03:46 AM

Lmfao this is amazing
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#8 Oroboros

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Posted 17 June 2016 - 04:12 AM

Where's the part where we clean with urine and put menstrual blood in people's food? :):):).
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Posted 17 June 2016 - 07:07 AM

This made me laugh my ass off. I was tempted to share it on FB but most people on FB don't have a sense of humour.


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Posted 17 June 2016 - 12:46 PM

lol, lol, lol! 

 

This is my favorite! 

 

23. Refer to the horned god as the devil. Wiccans hate it.

 

:roflhard: 


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#11 Ravenshaw

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Posted 17 June 2016 - 02:18 PM

Tradytionale Wytchaecraefte


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#12 Mountain Witch

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Posted 17 June 2016 - 03:39 PM

We probably ought to change the spelling of the site's name to more accurately reflect our views, eh? :roflhard:


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Posted 17 June 2016 - 05:13 PM

And add some SKULLS to the home page.
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Posted 17 June 2016 - 08:59 PM

...And dont forget the liberal sprinkling of poisonous herbs every whitche waye.

Hemlock and aconite should just about do it, perhaps with some henbane and Atropa thrown in to add some more Trayditionaele Witchcraefte 'ooomph'.


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#15 Ravenshaw

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Posted 18 June 2016 - 12:19 AM

We probably ought to change the spelling of the site's name to more accurately reflect our views, eh? :roflhard:

 

Why stop at the name of the site, Mountaeine Wytche?


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#16 Mountain Witch

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Posted 18 June 2016 - 12:28 AM

Why stop at the name of the site, Mountaeine Wytche?

 

:P


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Posted 19 June 2016 - 05:09 AM

I'm afraid I fail dreadfully at this.  I'm not male, young or American, but at least I score points on the LGBT front!


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Posted 20 June 2016 - 12:20 PM

Laughing my heads off lol

 

The last point "Skulls." has a meme/verbal tic aura with it.

 

Skulls.

 

(Edited for the last two lines.)


Edited by NorthernPilgrim, 20 June 2016 - 12:24 PM.

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Posted 20 June 2016 - 12:33 PM

I'm afraid I don't possess enough skulls to qualify as a witch now...On the other hand I do use blood a fair bit :P


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#20 RoseRed

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Posted 20 June 2016 - 12:34 PM

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:


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