Moonshadowe Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 (edited) One of my friends came up with this today. He is a little touched in the head- obviously. Jesus owned a Honda, but he didn't like to talk about it. He'd loan it to the disciples, though!"I do not speak of my own Accord.""And the disciples all came in one Accord." followed by We know that King David had a motorcycle, when he was young."And David's Triumph was heard throughout the land." Edited December 22, 2015 by Moonshadowe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostInTheMatrix Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I hate to admit this, but it took me three times to read this before I got the joke. I think my lack of understanding came from not knowing anything about cars lol. It's funny now, though :biggrin: :laugh: lol. Third time's the charm, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelkieBlythe Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Hahaha! I had a Honda Civic. It was a lemon, but being a Honda, it could always be repaired. It became known as the Jesus car because it would die, and then be resurrected, over and over and over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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