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Jesus had a Honda

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#1 LongGone


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Posted 22 December 2015 - 05:49 PM

One of my friends came up with this today. He is a little touched in the head- obviously.

Jesus owned a Honda, but he didn't like to talk about it. He'd loan it to the disciples, though!
"I do not speak of my own Accord."
"And the disciples all came in one Accord."

followed by

We know that King David had a motorcycle, when he was young.
"And David's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

Edited by Moonshadowe, 22 December 2015 - 06:03 PM.

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#2 LostInTheMatrix


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Posted 24 December 2015 - 11:45 PM

I hate to admit this, but it took me three times to read this before I got the joke. I think my lack of understanding came from not knowing anything about cars lol.

It's funny now, though :biggrin: :laugh: lol. Third time's the charm, right?

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#3 SelkieBlythe


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Posted 16 August 2016 - 10:16 PM

Hahaha! I had a Honda Civic. It was a lemon, but being a Honda, it could always be repaired. It became known as the Jesus car because it would die, and then be resurrected, over and over and over. 

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