candleflame Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 A lady goe's in to the hospital ER The Doctor says,what's the problem madamShe says, I got a strawberry stuck up me bum Dr.The Doctor said, I can give you some cream for that....................................................................................................I used to have a fear of hurdles.....but I got over it....................................................................................................OPTIMIST: a women who loads up the CD player before making love to a man.....................................................................................................................I had a bubble bath last night,I had baked beans for dinner.........................................................................................................why diden't the flasher retire ??? He wanted to stick it out for one more year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramayr Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 I decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner, as it was only collecting dust... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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