Droghon Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 LMAO I read on another trad forum about someone trying to invent a new traditional phrase for Wicca .. I know the folks on this other forum were getting antsy with so many new members joining and using somewhat Wiccany sayings .. anyway while trawling the internet seeking spiritual enlightenment I came across this site and had to share http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/TempleOfTacoBell.htm HAHAHHAHAHA Merry Eat, Merry Fart, Merry Eat Again Blessed Bean :rofl: That just tickled me and thought I'd share :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Greetings Droghon Damn you and your merry laughing funny type joke show - you force my hand!! Stop me before I joke again! lol *To the Tune of - I wish I was a Punk Rocker by Sandi Thom* Well I know I'm not a New-Ager with Crystals everywhere.I don't still go to University or see fairies everywhere.I've just accepted fate; under George's frosty stare.So I guess I'm not a New-Ager with Crystals everywhere! My religion, it ain't that bizarre - cause I never wanna work that hard.My gods are always there and they'll tell me - anything.I sure don't need a lot of friends and I sure won't wear no plastic wings!And my life is never based on any Harry Potter thing! And I am not a Sa-tan-ist with a shiny head to shave.I don't wanna wear no new black suit or even live inside a cave!I did once hang with some, but eventually I gave,So I guess I'm not a Satanist - cause I got too much hair! Where reality stills remains a myth, And ignorance - the only bliss.Where Gods are sometimes seen but never heard from anymore.Where moms and dads still act like teens - And all is based on last night's dream.And nothing really seems to grow from any bodies balls! And I don't wanna be a Wiccan boy, with a rede to make me care .I won't dance in circles no no way and not while they all stare!I got no purple velevet - tight 'cross my derriere.So I guess I'm not a Wiccan boy with goth inspired hair! When all the foolishness does stop, and to the ground the dullards flop.And someone out there really wants to know somethin' real.Then I might even start to talk, and perhaps even not be balked.And tell them just how they could really make the pieces fit. Well I am not from the OTO with tools to weigh me down. No egregore in enochian - or way too serious frown,I don't talk to angels - no. And I don't know no Hebrew.So I guess I'm not from the OTO with a Freemasonic gown! I am just a simple witch and I guess it's just as well.That I am no New-Ager - with Crystals everywhere! Flatearthily Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Droghon Posted October 27, 2006 Author Share Posted October 27, 2006 HAHAHAHAH Oh keep joking Scott, a little light relief is always good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I liked that alot, certainly put a good wide smile on my face for a while :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wortmistress Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Hee,Hee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Greetings All Well I actually really like the actual song ... although I'll admit to still being a tad puzzled about flowers in a punk's hair ... from memory none of my friends did .. but I digress ... I find a lot of people are way too serious (or to correct that - BELIEVE that they are) about some things and as a result miss the damn point entirely. I suspect that I shall be hearing mutterings from some of them sooner or later over those words as I have put them in a couple of places so far. Perhaps that is the best joke of all - that some of those most placed to benefit from such satire won't! *BG* All told however, as I generally have no a great deal of talent for lyricism I will say I was proud of that one! lol Fraternally Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Sometimes we have to have humor as a main element in our lives or else how could we possibly explain the meaning of life sometimes other than "Shit just happens?" LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WickedStitch Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Having a humorous outlook, no matter how demented it may be, can be a VERY useful coping mechanism in this life. Sometimes it is all that one can get by and move forward on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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