Posted 28 May 2015 - 05:27 PM
Posted 28 May 2015 - 07:08 PM
Oh well, I tend to think of cooking as an essentially magical act, because of the tremendous transformative power unleashed by judicious application of heat, or acid or the universal solvent. I may be no smith, but a cook I am.
Amen to that !
Fuck it y'all...
I'll bake the gods damned cake.
And I will feed it to someone. And he will eat it, or vomit, or both...I'll post results.
I'm not scared of being a guinea pig, and I have a few ulterior motives , aaaannnndddd a stupid-hot guy to bake it for, who will eat whatever the fuck I put in front of him just because he's happy it's not an MRE and because I made it.
Let's see what happens ::rubs her hands together and emits an evil laugh::
Very curious to see how it'll turn out, keep us up to date !
Posted 28 May 2015 - 07:38 PM
Posted 28 May 2015 - 07:39 PM
Posted 27 April 2016 - 09:11 PM
All Love Spells are slightly manipulative in nature, for it to work well certain requirements must be met. For it to work without much requirements then it has to be very manipulative in nature which would require Spell of darker means.
It's not a love spell, it's a sex spell. Love and sex are two very different things. Besides, all spells are manipulative. That's the point.
Posted 28 April 2016 - 12:06 AM
Once upon a time I was involved with someone, off and on. He would disappear and then show up again. We were working together for a reason.
One night...he was away....and I baked a cake. I never do that but I did that night. The spell was 'If I knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cake'....
Then he showed up, that same evening.
Posted 28 April 2016 - 01:11 AM
Well I would like to know how the cake went now that this post is at the surface haha. Maybe I'll bake it for my fiance sometime this summer and see what he thinks of it
Posted 28 April 2016 - 10:29 AM
Perhaps Betty Crocker could incorporate this delicious sounding cake into her ever expanding range....
Posted 21 September 2017 - 05:27 PM
I can totally imagine that this cake would work, and if I wasn't vegan, I'd immediately try it. The combination of meat and sweet things is quite common, I think, and not disgusting at all, tastewise. Just think of toast or pizza hawaii, or of pancakes with bacon and maple syrup.
And even if it was a little disgusting, just hidden well enough, it might be a great turn on. Sex sometimes borders on disgust, the smells, the tastes... But it really just BORDERS. Being the tiniest bit grossed out by sex makes it hotter, I've figured. I think it's the animal within taking over the human. You see, animals have no sense of disgust like we do. Cats for instance smell on their poop before burying it, and lick their butts clean. While lemons disgust them. Humans, on the other hand... You know.
Thanks for posting the Isabel Allende book link! I also can recommend Like Water For Chocolate, there is a lot of cooking going on in order to mesmerize, seduce and enamore the object of desire of the main character.
Posted 10 February 2018 - 02:11 PM
1 package heavy whipping cream
pinch of sugar
Beat cream into peaks. Take off clothes. Rub cream on body. Sit naked covered in whipped cream in front of door when you hear your SO's car pull into driveway.
Works every time, I can confirm this :-D
M (ha ha ha)
This reminds me of old Finnish Midsummer spells. Here are some of my favourites:
1. If you roll around naked in a wheat field, your future husband will appear in your life within a year. Dew was believed to have a healing effect and rolling in it was supposed to make you beautiful and healthy. Earlier, dew was even collected in cloths and pressed into bottles for the year to come.
2. After sauna of the Midsummer night run over trenches of the rye fields naked. At the ninth trench you will meet your groom.
3. At the midnight of the Midsummer run around sauna 3 times naked. Look in through the sauna's window and you will see your future husband. You should have a gift for the groom or something bad will happen.