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Departed Grandmother

 

A Mexican woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.

 

The psychic’s eyelids begin fluttering, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning.

 

Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, “Granddaughter? Are you there?”

 

The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, She responds, “Grandmother? Is that you?”

 

“Yes granddaughter, it’s me.”

 

The woman looks puzzled, “You’re sure it’s you, grandmother?”

 

Yes, granddaughter, I’m sure it’s me.”

 

The woman pauses a moment, “Grandmother, I have just one question for you.”

 

“Anything, my child.”

 

“Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?”

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Departed Grandmother

 

A Mexican woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.

 

The psychic’s eyelids begin fluttering, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning.

 

Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, “Granddaughter? Are you there?”

 

The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, She responds, “Grandmother? Is that you?”

 

“Yes granddaughter, it’s me.”

 

The woman looks puzzled, “You’re sure it’s you, grandmother?”

 

Yes, granddaughter, I’m sure it’s me.”

 

The woman pauses a moment, “Grandmother, I have just one question for you.”

 

“Anything, my child.”

 

“Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?”

 

This is hilarious, her granny probably upgraded herself in the Spirit World.

 

Just remind me of "Whoopi Goldberg" in the 1990 Smash Hit Movie "Ghost". :biggrin:

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