CelticGypsy Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Would You marry Again? A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do.." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? " HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "shit." Regards, Gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hecolyte Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 LOL... good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horne Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Indeed, had a good laugh over that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orin Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 This is great! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 :lolol: She must be a lawyer (and a tricky one at that). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TobaccoFlower Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeksCiska Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Hehehe very funny! Xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bewitchingredhead Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkwind Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 :roflhard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daze113 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havilland Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 :clap: Super cute CG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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