CelticGypsy Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Essential Thoughts To Ponder ~ Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Life is sexually transmitted. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Witch Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 LOL! Some women would want to make a different type of sandwich with that gleam in his eye ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticGypsy Posted August 3, 2014 Author Share Posted August 3, 2014 In a large French Baguette... ? ~~ stifles a giggle ~ ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeksCiska Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Lol! A large baguette, as in wide, not too long, for me please! All this talk of baguettes made me hungry - or is it horny? Truly similar! :smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roanna Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Lol! A large baguette, as in wide, not too long, for me please! All this talk of baguettes made me hungry - or is it horny? Truly similar! :smile: Might think twice before accepting an invitation to lunch at Heks's house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeksCiska Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Lol! :smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticWitch Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Don't forget to use protection during phone sex, or else you could get hearing aids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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