Cam Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 An Engineer is standing outside the Pearly Gates. Sorry, says St. Peter to the Engineer, but you are at the wrong gate, and a second later, poof, the Engineer finds himself in Hell. The Engineer becoming dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, starts making improvements. One day 'ol St Peter calls up Hell and speaks with Satan to ask how things are going in Hell. Satan answers 'Great, ever since you gave us that Engineer. We now have central air conditioning, escalators, and a bunch of other goodies. There's just no telling what that Engineer will come up with next'. St. Peter tells Satan there was a mistake, and that the Engineer was sent down in error, and to send him back up immediately. Satan says no way Peter, you gave him up, and he's all mine now. St. Peter proclaims loudly. Give him back now or we'll sue you. Satan chuckles and says to St. Peter, "Yeah, right - where are you going to find a Lawyer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wexler Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Lol! I like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TobaccoFlower Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 :biggrin: heeheehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoseRed Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kupala Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Lol!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyx Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I had such a blonde moment when reading this, once read the second time - I cracked up! Aha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikki Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 lolololololol that's hysterical !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 Glad you all liked it. Send it to your lawyer friends ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikki Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I wouldn't admit to having those :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramayr Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Scientists started using lawyers to experiment on as they found they were becoming too attached to the rats.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerpentWitch Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeksCiska Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Haha. Having to use the services of a lawyer recently, I can relate! Very funny joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyx Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 I wouldn't admit to having those :smile: ahahahhaha! :clap: all too true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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