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Five Things You Aught To Know About Men (1)


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(1). What do you call a man with half a brain?   Gifted!



(2). What's the difference between government bonds and men?   Bonds mature.



(3). What's the difference between a man  and a catfish?   One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.



(4). What did God say after creating man?   I can do better.



(5). How is a man like a snowstorm?   Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.




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That men can't spell ought?


Sorry, I'm just being snarky!  Carry on.


Yeah, I noticed that. Ironic isn't isn't it - a witch that's bad at 'spelling' :rolleyes: :biggrin:

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