CelticGypsy Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Ole Olson is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, and is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and his two sons. "So", he says to them, "My oldest son Swen, I want you to take the Minnetonka houses; daughter Lena, take the apartments over in Edina ; son Rasmus, I want you to take the offices over on Hennepin; and Gunhild, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown." The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Ole slips away, she says, "Mrs. Olson, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have accumulated all this property." Gunhild replies, "Property?...The idiot had a paper route!" Regards,Gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Witch Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 That is one hell of a paper route! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jevne Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramayr Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 haha, good punchline lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoseRed Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I didn't see that one coming. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davenport Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 :sunny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerpentWitch Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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