BellaFae Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 "Cussin in Church" A Crusty old man walks into the local Church and says to thesecretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must Have mis-understood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!""I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not toleratedin this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor'sstudy to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that thesecretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "Thereis no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 millionbucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn churchto get rid of some of this damn money. " "I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 "Cussin in Church" A Crusty old man walks into the local Church and says to thesecretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must Have mis-understood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!""I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not toleratedin this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor'sstudy to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that thesecretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "Thereis no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 millionbucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn churchto get rid of some of this damn money. " "I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leigh Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Hahahhahahaahaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 U sure thats a joke and not a real life story!!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Phoenix Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 LMAO!! That is soo funny...And I think Sandy may be right on Target!! :rofl::lmao::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarChilde Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 pmsl StarChilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PathWalker Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 OH HOLY GUACAMOLE! That's funny... I like that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tana Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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