Moondark Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I was searching around Google the other day when I came upon this...whatever you want to call it. I showed it to my study group, and they couldn't contain their laughter. It's probably one of the most ridiculous of the "ex-Witch" testimonies I've read. And trust me, there are some pretty bad ones. http://www.pacinst.com/witch.htm "This is the oldest con game ever hatched out of hell. As a real witch, I learned about the two sides of "the force." When real witches have sabats and esbats and meet as a coven, they greet each other by saying "Blessed be", and when they part, they say "The Force be with you." Both sides of this "Force" are Satan. It is not a good side of the force that overcomes the bad side of the force, but rather it's the blood of Jesus Christ that destroys both supposed sides of the satanic "Force." When real witches have sabats and esbats and meet as a coven, they greet each other by saying "Blessed be", and when they part, they say "The Force be with you." "The Force be with you." I can't help but wonder where they get this information... I also found one nutcase who claimed he was the High Priest Warlock of the entire East Coast, with legions of other witches studying beneath him. His "craft name"? Lord Gandalf. I'm still laughing. It's been three days. Somebody help me, this isn't healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakbuchanan Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 (edited) Lmao....Oh dear! Reminds of a so called ex witch called Doreen Irvine who toured the Christian circuit giving her testimony-Roald Dahl eat your heart out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AlTIE3xn2Y Edited November 9, 2013 by Oakbuchanan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiterose Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 LOL! The blood of Jesus christ destroys satanic force....That sounds like blood sacrifice to me....ie witchcraft. People are fucking stupid LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davenport Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I got bored and stopped reading half way through the um...article? but, I obviously agree with every statement made. Wise woman she be. :fucku: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticGypsy Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Oh brother................ :rolleyes_witch: I got bored rather too quickly. Regards,Gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacey Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I had a little chuckle at your little bit from the article. I couldn't bring myself to read the entire thing, I have a nasty cough right now and I thought if I read it I would laugh so hard I might cough and choke. Oh God! Some one else's ignorance is really going to kill me! :roflhard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belwenda Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Do they work"Luke I am your father" into their rituals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoseRed Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I can't say I've ever even heard of Wiccans saying "may the force be with you" at a parting. I thought the standard was "Merry part until we meet again" or something similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moondark Posted November 12, 2013 Author Share Posted November 12, 2013 Do they work"Luke I am your father" into their rituals? Oh, totally. And their athames are all lightsabers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurelia Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Lol! If they start handing out lightsabers in covens, I'd consider joining one lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 LOL! Just give em the Spock hand sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green_Witch Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 It would be funny if it weren't so scary. I get a little sick inside realizing just how many people actually think that stuff. The world is not as enlightened a place as it should be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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