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Witchcraft is Star Wars.


Moondark

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I was searching around Google the other day when I came upon this...whatever you want to call it. I showed it to my study group, and they couldn't contain their laughter. 

 

It's probably one of the most ridiculous of the "ex-Witch" testimonies I've read. And trust me, there are some pretty bad ones. 

 

http://www.pacinst.com/witch.htm

 

 

"This is the oldest con game ever hatched out of hell. As a real witch, I learned about the two sides of "the force." When real witches have sabats and esbats and meet as a coven, they greet each other by saying "Blessed be", and when they part, they say "The Force be with you." Both sides of this "Force" are Satan. It is not a good side of the force that overcomes the bad side of the force, but rather it's the blood of Jesus Christ that destroys both supposed sides of the satanic "Force."

 

When real witches have sabats and esbats and meet as a coven, they greet each other by saying "Blessed be", and when they part, they say "The Force be with you." 

 

"The Force be with you." 

 

 

I can't help but wonder where they get this information...

 

I also found one nutcase who claimed he was the High Priest Warlock of the entire East Coast, with legions of other witches studying beneath him. His "craft name"?

 

Lord Gandalf.

 

I'm still laughing. It's been three days. Somebody help me, this isn't healthy. 

 

 

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I had a little chuckle at your little bit from the article. I couldn't bring myself to read the entire thing, I have a nasty cough right now and I thought if I read it I would laugh so hard I might cough and choke. 

 

Oh God! Some one else's ignorance is really going to kill me!  :roflhard:

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