CelticGypsy Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 OLDER people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this.. first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Pearline, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing...' The doctor was shocked! * 'You asked your neighbor?' * The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.' :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Haaa haaaa that's sooo bloody funny, im crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havilland Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 bwhaha :roflhard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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