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Ole had just finished reading a new book entitled,

"You Can Be the Man of Your House."

 

The following morning he went over to his wife in the kitchen and

announced,

 

"From now on Lena, you need to know dat I am de man of dis house

and dat my vord iss Law! You vill prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,

and vhen I'm finished eating my meal, you vill serve me a sumptuous

dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs vitt me and...

vell... you get de point."

 

"Later, you're going to draw me a batt so I can relax. You vill vash my

back and towel me dry and bring me my robe....

Den, you vill massage my feet and hands.

Den tomorrow, guess who's going to

dress me and comb my hair?"

 

Without even looking up from her breakfast Lena replied,

 

"De funeral director vould be my first guess."

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