CelticGypsy Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, to his golfing buddies "Here's to spending the rest o' me life, between the legs o' me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of The night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep". Gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 :roflhard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panis_Ramey Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest justme Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 That is truly wonderful. thank you for the laugh first thing this morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, to his golfing buddies "Here's to spending the rest o' me life, between the legs o' me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of The night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep". Gypsy LOL, CelticGypsy! Best one I've heard in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roanna Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Hilarious! My husband is Irish and I know he will appreciate the humour of this. Love it x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Exile Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 LOL, CG that is a good one. I can see that the sap will be the butt of the jokes when he goes back to the pub. Almost like Karma (don't like the word Karma personally). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurelia Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 LMAO! :rofl: Love this :D Thanks for the laugh CG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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