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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,

to his golfing buddies

"Here's to spending the rest o' me life,

between the legs o' me wife !"

 

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best

toast of the night !

 

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the

prize for the Best toast of The night."

 

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,

sitting in church beside me wife."

 

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

 

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking

buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled

leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other

night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."

 

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit

surprised myself. You know, he's only been in

there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by

the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell

asleep".

 

 

Gypsy

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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,

to his golfing buddies

"Here's to spending the rest o' me life,

between the legs o' me wife !"

 

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best

toast of the night !

 

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the

prize for the Best toast of The night."

 

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,

sitting in church beside me wife."

 

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

 

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking

buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled

leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other

night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."

 

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit

surprised myself. You know, he's only been in

there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by

the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell

asleep".

 

 

Gypsy

 

LOL, CelticGypsy! Best one I've heard in a long time.

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