This weekend I went camping in the desert with Physicist. The wind was intense and I remembered something I had read about the four winds. I talked to Mr. P about the concept of the four winds and wondered out loud which wind this would be. Immediately I 'heard' a big voice saying SOUTH.
As we carried on our conversation, I continued to wonder how the winds would be differentiated since clearly winds don't only blow in four discrete directions. I made a joking theory that all winds were just one wind with multiple personality disorder. As soon as I said it I heard the same voice say NO.
I do not think the wind approved of me very much that night.